To Massage Or Not To Massage?

In case you have noticed, the world is inhabited by two kinds of people: Those who abhor Ego Massages. And those who’d go to any lengths to give one in return of other favours. In the mid of what they call karmic cycles, I figure there’s more to the big Ego Massage story.

Revelation 1:

Ego Massage Therapists and Ego Massage Abhorers do have a thing in common. The twain meets when both kinds find themselves at the receiving end of a unexpected, seemingly free-of-cost, warm rub by deft fingers. No matter where we score on the Integrity Card, we all tend to purr like sleepy-eyed kitties on receiving that extra pat once we are done with 30 seconds of suspicion.

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Revelation 2:

An Ego Massage isn’t always a dangerous dark ghost lurking around to pounce on our smart souls. It is simply the good old Ego Boost’s step sibling. Not as virtuous and all that, but adorable nevertheless.

Revelation 3:

I have tasted blood. I shall not judge. Instead, I shall sit back and savour every Ego Massage that comes my way. After all, a massage is a massage. And this one is an on-the-go stress-buster. No appointments, no bills.

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Verdict:

When it comes to Ego Massage as we know it, I shall pass on the favour. Not for the heck of it. For the love of it!